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The toilet paper shortage of 2020 

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

August 6th, 2020

Andy Warhol's 98th birthday. He is an American artist, but he died in February 22nd, 1987.
Kimmy: Andy Warhol is turning 98 on August 6th, 2020!
Hoppy: Don't be too happy yet. It's still December 11, 2019. And he's already dead.

trump 2020 

a phrase used by idiots with privilege when they have no evidence to support their argument
someone with common sense: “here are all the bad things trump did for our count-“

cishet trump supporting white male : “trump 2020
trump 2020 by tittiewinkle December 20, 2020

February 18 2020 

Guys named Jackson, must ask girls named Sophia out.
Sophia: Hey Jackson guess what day it is. Its February 18 2020 baby.

Jackson: Oh no. Sophia will you go out with me?

the 2020 election 

no madder who wins it is going to be terrible.
Bet 1$
the 2020 election is going to be the end of america.
the 2020 election by scp fan fic November 5, 2020

Trump 2020 

Trump is a great president! Trump 2020, dump China Joe!
"Wow, Trump has done so much for our country, Trump 2020!"
Trump 2020 by Aj.dob December 6, 2020