cock master

realy stupid and not doing what you expect it would

this computer is such a cock master

by sam November 5, 2003

A Barrell Full of Cock

Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!

"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"

Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"

by Beaver Ray March 10, 2009

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Cock in the box

When someone at Jack in The Box gives you head.

David- hey Jeff did you hear Charlie got a Cock in The Box from Mellisa after her shift.

Jeff- Oh snap!

by a_keyboard February 23, 2010

Tassel Cock

The penis of a very large man. Sometimes it is hard to identify because the rolls of fat usually hide the micro penis.

Hey look at that tassel cock, i cant even see it under those rolls of fat.

by chris76432 May 22, 2009

octo-cock

when a chick sits in a spinning computer chair and takes 8 hard cocks to the face... like the ultimate mushroom tattoo

Zach: woow! her cheeks are sooo red!

Nick: right!? she must've taken the octo-cock for hours!

by desean j January 26, 2011

nutter cock

when someone is just a complete and and utter cock

Man, that Anastasia is a nutter cock.

by Kid Jones the nutter cock July 23, 2010