by thenewdictionarywriter October 30, 2023
Get the Black Hawk Downmug. A black belly bitch describes a girl with a front butt and belly tattos. Black belly bitches usually are lazy, fat, or just an overall bitch.
by FATWATERMELONCOCK August 16, 2023
Get the Black belly bitchmug. by Bobs and vagine August 22, 2019
Get the black and white armymug. Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
Get the black afterlifemug. by Michael December 7, 2021
Get the Apple Picking in the Black Forestmug. A common vehicle used to fool people into thinking the car is their "uber driver" and kidnapping them.
Investigator: Alright tell me the story again.
Victim: Im scared man im really scared..... I-I--I got in The Black Sudan and h-he said h-hh-he was my uber drive b-but the next thing im know Im in an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the woods all chained up!
Victim: Im scared man im really scared..... I-I--I got in The Black Sudan and h-he said h-hh-he was my uber drive b-but the next thing im know Im in an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the woods all chained up!
by JojoCreeperChungus100WholsomeF May 11, 2020
Get the The Black Sudanmug. A designated differential to make personal reference as opposed to "White Allen". Eg.: Always late, leaves work 4 hours too early, bad attitude, possibly with anti-social, schizoid, or paranoid personality disorder.
by Who Dat Too March 2, 2021
Get the Black-Allenmug.