The unmistakable radiant aura a person (usually male) carries after being thoroughly loved: mind, body, and soul, by a guy named Arnav.
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn
Symptoms include:
1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad
2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare
3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him
4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine
5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn
Symptoms include:
1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad
2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare
3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him
4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine
5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
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