Day Walker

a black male who has been consumed by the light, also known as a bounty

i love white gals they control me.
.mind
.body
.heart

by Michael November 27, 2003

National Fingering Day

National ginger day will be on October 3

Johnny: Can I finger you??

Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry

Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*

Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*

Johnny: yay!!

by xxae October 2, 2018

national vagina day

On April 19th you have to get pussy. It has to be consensual and cannot be illegal.

Boy one: hey it’s national vagina day can I fuck the living shit outta you

Girl one: sure just as long as it’s consensual and not weird

Boy one: AWESOME

by anonymous November 15, 2020

Day 5 Backpack

Your backpack on the school day when all of your classes meet.

Damn this day 5 backpack is so god damned heavy.

by APple36328394 June 9, 2009

Stoner Skip Day

That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.

-"Where's Jack?"

-"Monday is Stoner Skip Day this week..."

by Bud bizzle January 7, 2011

Fix-A-Net day

A Portuguese holiday where the men get to have two beers while they mend their fishing nets.
Falls on the Friday two weeks before Christmas.

Co worker 1: Where is Jeff today?
Co worker 2: It's Fix-A-Net day, so he had to stay home and be with his family.

by Charlie Bear April 28, 2006

bad china day

A bad China day or BCD is a widely discussed phenomenon experienced by every non-China born human being living in the glorious motherland be they white, black or yellow as the rays of sunshine that radiated from Mao's asshole.

I don't actually have the time to list every frustrating experience you might encounter if you live in China. The internet doesn't work, the banks don't work, every product or appliance in your apartment will fall apart within a few weeks of purchase.

Sometimes, this all culminates on a single day and, yes, you lose your shit. It happens to the best of us. Telling someone having a BCD "Well, if you don't like it, go home!" is likely to result in having your larynx torn out, so don't do that.

A: Dude, I heard Greg is at the PCB having a tea-session and getting ready to have his ass deported! B: Yeah. He had one two many bad China days and went Falling Down on an illegally parked BMW.

by China Circle Jerk November 14, 2016