towel boy

A male actor who does not have any problem with the Ren faire, wearing towels around the house, public displays of wang, or bringing homeless tweak nuts over to the house for extended periods of time.

Fuck you, towel boy.
Break a leg, towel boy.
Towel boy, I am SO glad you don't live at my house any more, you suck-ass bitch!

by ericb March 25, 2003

Soy Boy

A man who can acknowledge the harmful effects that living in a culture with patriarchal values, white supremacy, and transphobia has on our society, and has the confidence to go against the grain and stand up for what is right, despite a bunch of Chad’s screaming “Let’s go Brandon!,” ODing on Ivermectin, and trolling feminists in their mom’s basements, trying desperately to emasculate them, due to their underdeveloped prefrontal cortex and crippling insecurities.

If you want to avoid date rape, try dating a soy boy.

by Noonelikesachad December 24, 2021

fan boy

See sonyroolz

Sonyroolz needs to shut the f*** up.

by Cpt.Bob November 29, 2003

fluff boy

The guy who has no game and misses out on a shag to the stunt cock. Usually plays the emotionally supportive angle to get in but at the end of the day is average looking at best so can't close the deal.

A fluff boy is the guy who tries and tries all night to nail a chick but has his grass cut by the stunt cock

by Drew Dunstone February 07, 2007

Ariel Boy

Obsessed with video games, Persona 5, closet is stocked up with minecraft shirts. He hates sports but still is cool. He hangs out with girls about his size. Acts tough but not. Dead inside-Jack

Ariel is Emo and Edgy at the same time, Pretty sad. Ariel Boy is real sad, needs a life, Atleast he does karate, but is trash at it most likely.

by riygvyuewbuyr3o March 02, 2018

v-boy

A male virgin (typically college-aged) who brags about the fact that he's a virgin publicly and often tries to use this in an attempt to pick up chicks. However, this is often ultimately unsuccessful often leading this vboy to become a 40 year old "v-man."

"Hey. Are girls generally into older guys?"
"Uhh..yeah..."
"How about you?"
"Uhh..i guess"
"Check out all these ads on e-harmony with all these virgins looking for dates. GLAD TO SEE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!"
"Leave me alone v-boy...I aint right about to be your v-girl"

by ewvboys April 11, 2010

Germ Boy

A creature who is made of pure germs. He is other wise known as Michael Lee

Michael (aka Germ Boy) fought Richard (aka Don aaaaaaa)

by Drummerhead January 01, 2007