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Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”
by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023
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Real Simple

an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith. The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being. The magazine is distinguished by its clean, uncluttered style of layout and photos. In 2013 it had approximately 7.6 million readers, 90% of whom were women
Real Simple expanded to include a TV show of the same name, with two seasons of a half-hour program airing on PBS in 2006–2007.
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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Real Simple

Real Simple is an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.2 The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being
Additionally, on Mother's Day 2012, Real Simple created a Gift Guide app available on the Apple App Store that had a selection of items for people to buy. Users also had the option to donate to the launch partner, March of Dimes
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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Abraham Simpson

he’s homers dad. NOT ABRAHAM LInCOlN!!!!111
hello there guy: aberagam gincoln is Abram simpsn

no: Nono it’s Abraham Simpson
by epicman77 August 18, 2023
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Ethan simpson

Small place in the fictional show breaking bad location where walter shags jessie
Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”
Man 1 “homie we should vist ethan simpson
Man 2 “fuck off am not bent”
by Walterwhitefanboy August 23, 2023
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Bart simpson’ed

To strangle or throttle someone by the neck.
He was so annoying I nearly Bart Simpson’ed the little shit.
by Stockport slang September 29, 2023
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miko simpura

A great person who does not have ps5 yest
Miko simpura is a great guy but he is slow to queue in mw2 lobby because of his ps4
by YngRez October 3, 2023
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