jack sandford

the prettiest boy in the world, my soulmate

he’s nowhere near as perfect as jack sandford

by h173752537 June 13, 2022

Jack Black

An extremely talented actor, singer, and band member of Tenacious D (yes sir), also known for starring in a Sesame Street episode with character Elmo searching for an 'octagon', which is now a viral meme.

If you don't rate Jack Black, you're a gay emo coffee

Joe: I liked that Sesame Street episode he was in, that was funny as!
Kevin: And also the School of Rock movie! World's best music teacher, but maybe not as sure in maths!
Ollie: You guys, what about his band, Tenacious D, he just rolls the Rolling Stones right out of their place!

Jack Black is cooler than you ( ͡° ͜つ ͡°)╭∩╮

by ShitWithinThySandwiches June 13, 2022

Jack

The weirdest of them all

JAck suck ass

by Quesar June 14, 2022

Jack Xiao

A guy that likes the taste of ass. Also the strangest jit alive

Alex: Nacho fries taste like ass
Jack Xiao: Ass tastes nice

by fnakjnfaKJwef June 16, 2022

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff

Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely wasted at jack scannels gaff

Here I went to jacks gaff and I was wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022