shit kink

a kink where someone gets turned on by their own or someone else’s shit

did you know that jack had developed a shit kink over that past few months?

by LippyGrippy July 12, 2022

dumb shit

A dumb shit is a type of person who harbors questionnable political ideals and expresses it using mugs with urban dictionary definitions written on them.

Mittato is such a dumb shit. His mug has like 5 racial slurs on it!

by davidpenisfracturer July 15, 2022

Eat shit

Eat shit

Eat shit

by I wanna commit arson July 19, 2022

No Shit September

You wont.

Friend 1: I just finished no shit september!
Friend 2: Dies from large shit

by Big Large Green M&M with lung July 21, 2022

Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.

Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself

by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022

Gamer Shit

When playing a video game and you leave to take an extraordinarily fast shit. You squeeze as hard as you can to expel your shit as fast as you can to get back to your game with little time wasted.

“Hold on I’ll be right back. Gotta go take a phat gamer shit.”

by ShadowPlayer456 June 8, 2022

Corn shit

The kind of shit where you eat corn on the cob and it doesn’t digest correctly therefore the corn pieces show up in the shit when you shit.

Oh no I have a Corn shit

by Cryxal_Rxses June 13, 2022