2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen

Something said after watching Tommyinnit sing, dance, dab, and spell his own name wrong on stream to the song "You Reposted in The Wrong Neighborhood" by SHOKK

"2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen," said Wilbersoot watching Tommyinnit

by Iamzbad March 22, 2021

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

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by eghwxdbvswxvfcbyug January 31, 2022

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol

Now these words are now on a Mug/T-Shirt. Well that’s just random.

MAKE UR OWN SENTENCE!

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.

by DanielGamer 9 October 10, 2019

Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day

April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.

Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..

Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.

by p u s s y s l a y e r 2 0 0 0 April 16, 2021