get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

Going Full Diz

When a team mate basically goes Leeeroy Jenkins

There is a crate drop in an extremely unsafe spot surrounded by enemies, I'm going for it!.
He is going full Diz

by DirkPitt August 9, 2021

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023

Go gay

Instead of going straight, as in the direction, LGBTQIA+ people can say go "gay" to be ironic, sarcastic, funny. It can mean to be gay, but it can literally just mean to go forward or straight.

Do NOT turn left. Go gay!

Go gay, it's better that way.

Go gay and then turn left.

I think you should go gay, being straight is boring and so mainstream.

by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023

Next go-around

A indefinite way of saying next time if at all

Next go-around I guess I'll work harder.

Dad do you think next go-around we will beat the other team?

by Whiteboyworded July 27, 2016

Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself

Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon

by Nighter May 20, 2018

going all Lizzie

The act of someone (usually called Lizzie) getting attached to a person way to fast due to a little bit of attention.

“Damn dude she was really going all Lizzie”

by Damnificados July 28, 2023