douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011

Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

by Uwannahang May 10, 2021

thanos bag

the name coined for a certain Tiktok emoji that looks like Thanos as a little bag

"thanos bag *insert emoji*"
"lol"

by luigimags14 November 22, 2020

shag or bag

To have sexual relations for one time or to make one ones own

"X for shag or bag"

by Lexifyy July 1, 2017

Girly bag of puss nuts

Someone who is acting like a whinny little B****

Jack was being a girly bag of puss nuts today.

by Chopalotofyou67 May 11, 2021

Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.

Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.

by Htothearters October 19, 2013

Plague Bag

A shopping bag full of used tissues that someone who is sick would fill.

Please throw that plague bag away and just fill a new one, I understand you're sick and yes, I know you're miserable but I feel that you're cultivating a science project that won't get you extra credit with the teacher.

-Yardy to Cash probably, Good. Better. Quest!

by 2xTyler September 7, 2022