Boner

When your sick hard

“My dock is hard I think I have a boner”

by Bonr January 20, 2023

Boney missile

A hard punch

Emory launched a boney missile straight my nose

by FP.27 February 1, 2023

Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.

Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!

by Pat Lark February 10, 2023

Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023

Bones

I'm losing all my bones, cuz there's bones in my bones.

Remix of the song "Bones" but every noun is Bones.

"Ma BONES is wailing is this entertaining our BONES is wailing is this entertaining?"

by lmncz February 17, 2023

bonery

something characterized by performative, often excessive excitement

"I wish the ice cream man wouldn't drive down the street at 6 am, and it gets the kids all bonery"

"Every time the doorbell ring, the puppy gets all bonery and won't stop barking"

by dicktionaryite February 17, 2023

Bones

When someone’s outfit is absolute bare bones basic with zero effort, uniqueness, or styling involved.

There are some bones up in this club tonight, hunnty… mhm.

by Shia LeBabe February 23, 2023