pig dicking

The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.

1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!

2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?

by The Dapper Gentleman September 16, 2017

Rubber Dick

When you finish masturbating but you're still a little hard
"Rubber Dick"

I have rubber dick.

by ethio_ethio September 29, 2017

dick flanker

A girl that avoids giving head.....says she doesn't like it,that it's gross

I tried to get dome last night from that chick ,but she totally was a dick flanker.

by TrippMagnet October 19, 2017

Dick Wash

When your girl is giving you head but halfway through her gulps she tries to spit it back into your dick. The act of backwashing a drink only it's with cum and on your dick

Male: He baby want my dick?
Female: No thanks, I know Jenny gave you a dick wash yesterday.
Male: it wasn't my fault, Jenny spit it back up!

by RyomaIruma October 25, 2017

butter dick

when someones dick is so slippery

"babe, it keeps slipping out, I think you have a butter dick"

by mayb kuma October 29, 2017

dick fracture

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.

i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.

by nobody else here April 24, 2017

Smurf dick

when she so tight it squeezes the blood from your cock causing it to go blue in color

That pedo had smurf dick from that kid

by Big Black Rape Crime June 25, 2017