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Candy Baby 

A Baby made entirely out of candy that are consumed by folks with disturbed minds. When they eat the candy baby it makes them feel as if they are eating a real baby but it is in fact made out of candy. Candy babies were originally developed in hopes that the rates of actual baby cannibalism would drop, however sadly the invention only amplified the desire to eat real babies.
Damn I sure could go for a nice grilled baby right now, but sadly all I can afford is a candy baby.
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benny is such a soft baby
soft baby by dumcums June 26, 2019

peanut butta baby 

A baby from a black man and white woman or white man and black woman
My babys mama roommate is a peanut butta baby
peanut butta baby by yeahyeah1234 January 3, 2008

Economic Crisis Baby! 

A much used term used by director, Stephen Fielding to describe the current economic crisis.
Girl: Hey Steve! Whats up?
Steve: Economic Crisis Baby!

cry like a baby 

I can't watch those sappy movies because I just cry like a baby every time.
cry like a baby by English1O1 November 3, 2017

yeah baby 

Get an extra large depends or adult undergarment. Guy and girl get in naked and do it missionary.
Guy and girl get in BIG diaper. Yell out Yeah Baby!

balloon baby 

you take a condom fill it with sperm tie it take a crap on your girl friend then once the crap is in her vagina pop the condom on her and let both the sperm and crap get inside of her then wait 9 months and you got yourself a shit covered baby. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
my balloon baby cant take a bath or he will melt in the drain.
balloon baby by fred mc farkle June 27, 2007