Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

Bag in milk

An Instagram memes that make no sense

There's a pitbull in my bag in milk

by MetroGamezHD June 7, 2018

bag

Sad,lonely,heart broken

“Get out your bag bro”

“I’m in my bag rn man”

by Tibfnm January 17, 2022

Speed Bag the Pickle

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

whore bagged bitch

(whore-bag-id-bitch) someone who absolutely sucks dick and you hate so so much. basically a whole whore you just dislike with extreme passion.

leyla: my sister seriously took my green crop top and wore it to jake’s party. i can’t believe her.

emma: oh my god. she’s such a whore bagged bitch.

by taylor.4.2.0 June 4, 2020

trash-bagging

A word that describes the action of getting down and dirty with a garbage worker. Any sort of sexual act with a garbage worker works. It is also describes the act of having oral sex with a teacher.

Hey math teacher! All I can think about is trash-bagging you. I’m gonna come to trash bag you tonight.

by yum yum sauce July 2, 2020

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022