Hunt for cunt

/hənt fɔ r kənt/
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986

(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.
I'm on the hunt for cunt!
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)
by funkEsavage December 02, 2015
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chocolatey cunt

The act of having diarrhea and shitting on a vagina and proceeding to watch as both parties cop ants look on in horror, or in the act of making chocolate covered rice crispy treats with chocolate chips on top with vanilla frosting.
1. “My boyfriend wanted to make me a chocolatey cunt but I was so unsure of it, after he did it we had the best night of our lives!”
2. “My boyfriend and I decided to make chocolatey cunts! It was so amazing!”
by GodMasterVinee October 12, 2017
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Lowest cunt

The definition of lowest cunt is luqman abdi the lowest bloke on earth
Fuck man luqman is just the lowest cunt on earth
by Lowest Bloke April 30, 2018
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Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
by GagsMan December 30, 2018
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MALE CUNTS

EXACYLY!!!
Mother fucking male cunts! Got your period acting like a bitch! From a farmer! God for bud you know how to knock without the burning bush! No bush , bush be gone! No fire! It's out! No bush , no knock, no fire! Fuck you cunts!
by Love, Diana.M December 05, 2024
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Cunt Wagon

A person whom carries his pimp dad's prostitutes to and from the customer residences.
Did you cunt wagon for your dad yestersday
by Pasounleashed November 28, 2016
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Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.
John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.
by The Sheikh May 05, 2013
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