Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!

The guy i did last night was hung like a joey

by Shelaced March 03, 2019

Brains like Napoleon.

A phrase used by the three stooges to call someone brain dead with out calling them brain dead.

Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.

Larry: Napoleon's dead.

Moe: I know it.

by Kara-que April 01, 2023

Presty-Like

Presty-Like is one of the most prettiest girl in the world. She's really kind and very pretty. If you met a Presty-Like, you are very lucky. She's really cute and she's there for you at any time. Presty-Like is such a beautiful woman.

Kaeya : I just hug a Presty-Like!

Tanjiro : Damn... You are so lucky!

by akazura November 21, 2021

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 16, 2021

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 24, 2023

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

by AndrosLesbian June 17, 2023

Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

by MollyRust August 05, 2020