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Twat bag

The little cardboard handle attached to a tea bag so you can pull it out without touching your tea
-“Oh no my twat bag well into my tea”
-“uh oh you’ll have to get a spoon to pull your teabag out”
by Veenerbeaner December 8, 2022
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Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
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shat-bag

i person who acts like a shit bag aka thomp
Thomp is a shat-bag and is mean.
by thedumbblonde December 18, 2022
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Bag on him

If someone has a bag on them, it means they're in a bad mood for some reason. It's a politer way of saying that the person has their "arse in their hands"
Mark: I just asked the gaffer if I can book a few days off work and he went absolutely ballistic at me!

David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.
by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022
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Whore bag

A woman who has at least two illegitimate children by two different baby daddies, still lives at home with her parents, probably never went to college, is looking for a sugar daddy, but can’t stop sleeping around.
That whore bag is already collecting child support from two baby daddies and she’s still looking for a new baby daddy but she can’t stop sleeping around with a million other men.
by Rockedit1 December 26, 2022
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Double tea bag

When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.
“Jim and Moe continuously Double tea bag me after I die in call of duty.”
by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022
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doinkey bag

A really cute person who is dating and ugli ass person
Why is he a doinkey bag??
by Hdhdnfn November 12, 2018
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