tijuana face mask

A dumb broad doing a donkey or horse show.....lets the animal ejacutlate in her mouth, the load of cum being so extreme, she cant take it all down, and it explodes all over her face, creating a mask!

That dumb bitch Kristy got the biggest tijuana face mask i have ever seen!

by nubvr6t December 26, 2008

fuck face-itis

the disease of being a fuck face

I wonder if they've found a cure for GW Bush's fuck face-itis.

by amateur doc April 23, 2004

lose your face

Getting really drunk or high.

I was so drunk last night I think i lost my face at that party.

by vetoz July 10, 2005

punch face dick

First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.

It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.

"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."

"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"

"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."

"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."

(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"

by Emily Thorne January 18, 2012

epic face palm

1:When something, or someone does or makes
a stupid stunt or move.2:a stupid word.

"hey guys I am going to ride a bike while on fire" Cue "EPIC FACE PALM"

by XAUSTINX October 1, 2008

yessi face

a really ugly face.

Person 1: Yo man I was gonna chop this sexy girl yesturday then her yessi face boyfriend comes up
Person 2: Naw man that sucks
Person 1: Word, like she can do so much better...

by who_dat_yessi_face October 25, 2009

Rolf Face

Just as the common sad and happy face... you get the "Rolf Face"

I saw that and i was so rolf face

by Lord Leinad October 10, 2008