Frontal Indiana rope burn

Where and individual conducts a sexual act on there partner while there partner is ovulating and waits for the discharge to dry and then inserts himself back into the female with no lubricants.

Frontal Indiana rope burn

by Meeeewwwow January 8, 2026

cybernetically engineered individual

a character in a novel created by the author

Stan carried around the characters from the novel he was writing on a 2-gig memory stick, characters who were always changing and evolving, always, as he was so fond of saying, cybernetically engineered individuals.

by yalebno June 17, 2010

the ittie bittie indie band

The most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991, the ittie bitty indie band exploded into anonymity in 2010.

"Are you going to go see the ittie bittie indie band tonight?"
"Hell Yeah! They are the most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991!!"

by vickkaymay April 29, 2010

The True Indian Heros

The Poor in India

The True Indian Heros live in poverty.

Antonym: The Indian Middle Class

by Classless Indian August 22, 2011

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012

catcher's indifference

A girl or guy who ostensibly is a bargain but whose baggage nullifies their value.

Guy 1: “Dude, did you see that chick Corey is dating? What a steal!”
Guy 2: “Na man, catcher's indifference. She’s jobless, and alcoholic and burned her last boyfriend’s wallet.”

by Kojo McCracken September 14, 2013

Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013