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butt munch

damn, caroline is such a butt munch.
by angry ava February 27, 2021
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No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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Double Butt

When someone with testicles tucks them between their legs, bends over, and then proudly displays it to an audience. Thus appears the double butt -- your regular butt and a smaller testicle butt.
"Dave, man, I finally saw that movie 'Alien' and the little mouth that comes out of the bigger mouth of the xenomorph reminded me of that time you dropped double butt on us."

"Hey, babe, check this out" (...tucks balls, turns around and bends over...), "check out this double butt."
by VodiakInterlock April 21, 2025
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NOTHING BUTT B.P.M.

Get your ASS out on the dance floor as any age can B.P.M. boogie.

SAY THE WORD SHIT

CYPHER JOCKS.
Today the music that can get much better will as long as NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. is the serving to your ears and rears.

NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. as SHIT does the job at BEATS PER MINUTE of your THIRD HAND TICK TOCK.

SAY 100 THE 69 (169) WORD ( 296) SHIT (416) :MASTER OF COIN ; while NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. STEVE PRICE spun as my good friend at HAWKS GYM & SPA taught me quite well LET'S LOVE came out shining perfectly as one of the most incredible ELECTRONIC DANCE ever written and right now I am in my BED doing this thinking about SIA AND DAVID GUETTA which incidentally really out did themselves with BED.

NOTHING (240) BUTT (380) B.P.M. (524)...BEATS (135) PER(219) MINUTE(415)
by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 30, 2021
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Kodiak butt plug

This act involves 3 people.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.
Hey, we're in a snowy alpine setting...why don't we try a Kodiak butt plug?
by Dickasoarus September 8, 2021
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Butt crack

The line between your booty cheeks
by anonymous February 7, 2023
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butt walnut

bob: my dih yearns for randy's butt walnut
by feelingmontagreat August 7, 2025
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