Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
by ShadowlessEdge November 20, 2022
I was like 'bitch i got my own croissants I don't need your cheap ass dollar tree garbage' and Carley was like 'this is why you aint got no fuckin money.'
by qpalzmdic January 19, 2022
by Themostundave August 30, 2018
I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra
Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".
by Mr.McGinnis April 03, 2016
Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
by Someplace Dude February 29, 2016
Im Bouncing Like A Boomerang
by Loony_F_Ghost July 13, 2024
I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar
I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar
by Handle100 August 11, 2023