semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Forest of Penis

A forest located in sweden that is full of penis, there are usual rape attacks every day, 98% of the victims are male. These penises can grow up to 333m (878 feet). These penises will follow you home.

One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!

The forest of penis should not be entered!

Warning - Forest contains penis

Warning - Falling Cum Rain

Warning - Salty Smell of death

by John Johnson Joseph IV May 8, 2024

Trace of a penis

A penis that’s so small you can barely see it

Ike pulled it out and it was just a trace of a penis

by Booey ooey May 18, 2024

I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile

EEE i found my penis

by The smallest of the peeps June 17, 2024

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024