Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

samir loves mecca

Samir loves mecca so fucking much

samir loves mecca <3

by samir19052027 October 21, 2018

love sick fool

A person so in love they barley see who the person really is, they only see what they want the person to be. Such a shame.

Friend #1: look at her crying over him again.
Friend #2: watch her get back with him after he cheated 7 times
Love sick fool: I don’t care! I still live him!

by Sunflower Tears February 10, 2019

Love that won’t end

When someone, homosexual or straight; has an outstanding heart felt sensation. To the extent of tear eyes of joy, unconditional love for another entity. That when they just lock eyes, it’s an undesribable experience to the understanding of modern knowledge itself. It’s such an overwhelming compassion, when you know this is it, now let’s make it our love story. So our finale may it begin?

Me and her/him share a interconnection, to extent your worlds off topic correlate to our very aurora we essence that is of the least of there understanding as the way we feel now is Regretful retrogression of turmoil that has me a shooting star with my fuel of my dearest Love that won’t end

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.

Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018

our love is god

What Jason Dean said to Veronica just before he murdered the guys who bullied her.

Veronica: Kurt and ram lied about me ;-;
JD: Our love is god

by Mrs. Cen October 1, 2018

Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

by tordenist June 5, 2018