scrapping the gay monkey

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.

I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.

by eg562 September 14, 2009

your pit gay

y pit gay

no, you your pit gay

by y pit gay April 24, 2019

gay hip hop

It’s when a bunch of guys fuck on the dance floor

Jake:Hey bro wanna go to the gay hip hop show
Danny: nah bro that’s gay shit, but yolo

by Pedos in speedos May 7, 2018

Cirque Du So-Gay

Any one of a number of Las Vegas shows performed by French Canadians acrobats. Heterosexual males will be transformed into homosexuals by attending just one such show.

After forcing him to accompany her to Cirque Du So-Gay, Fred's wife was surprised when he dumped her in favor of an old hockey goalie.

by Trimmers January 12, 2009

Gay D McFuckah

Word use to describe our boss JD McDonough when he is being a DouchieMacBag(see definition)

Damn McFuckah your getting on my nerves

by Steve January 5, 2004

gay for the 9-5 stay

heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock

Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5 stay, often spent lunch hour munching carpet.

by Dillweed April 9, 2007

Gaying up my lawn

1. An expression used to indicate disgust with homophobic individuals' assumptions that if someone is gay they will do everything differently from a heterosexual person. Often this disgust is lost on the offending homophobe.

2. Less frequently used as a euphemism for someone who is flamboyantly gay.

Also sometimes used as "gay/ing up the lawn".

This guy called me at the lawn service business where I work. He said he had heard I was gay and wanted to prove he "ain't no homophobe". He actually asked me if I could come "gay up 'his' lawn, or whatever it is 'I' do".

Some bitch at the supermarket saw me and John holding hands. She asked us if we cuddled each other after sex. I told her I'd schedule a time to answer her question, right after I finished gaying up my lawn.

Sue: Rob, you're a homo... you'd be great at helping me pick out a dress for my date tonight!
Rob: "Love" to, Sue... But I can't. I'm committed to gaying up my lawn tonight...

Jessica: So how did it go when you came out to your mother.
Jill: It really wasn't too bad. She doesn't seem to be worried I'll be gaying up my lawn or anything.

Josh would be a lot more fun to hang out with if he wasn't constantly gaying up his lawn...

by Riley Cabot October 28, 2010