necessity dick

when a "lesbian" has been without sex for a elongated period of time and decides to get some dick out of necessity.

Maddy hasn't been fucked in a month so she's getting some "necessity dick" tonight.

by gayandsad November 1, 2018

Dick DECEMBER

When you bang on the month of December 😎

Patrick: No Nut November It’s on I am saving it for Dick December

Spongebob: bring it to me on December ;)

by Gabriela Lievano November 2, 2018

toaster dick

When you put your weewee in the toaster

Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"

by dilhoes June 15, 2018

dick jasmine

(adj.)

-A wretched burning at the tip.
-A way of describing an individual as mildly retarded.
-A general association of French-Canadian Euro trash.
-Literally, the worst

Did you see that guy, he was suffering from some mad dick jasmine.

by FrostedTips918 January 27, 2019

Skunk Dick

A smelly uncircumcised penis, normally with a cheese buildup.

Carlos has a skunk dick, there was so much cheese I had to spit it back out.

by TexasLover87 February 9, 2019

Dick sister

When a group of girls knowingly fuck the same guy.

I’m going to meet up with my guy tonight, and my dick sister gets him tomorrow.

by SBRider19 August 28, 2018

Dick Chilli

Dick cheese, but with blood in it

I thought my dick stunk, then I realised that I had dick chilli

by toonsip September 3, 2018