butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.

I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.

by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010

Butt-Scratching

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.

Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy

by 3headeddogthatdances October 9, 2010

Butt pirate

A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.

Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.

by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010

butt beret

An asshat with a smug sense of style or superiority commonly seen in the company of or in charge of duche bag's.

Those frat boys are a bunch of duche bag's but the one who thinks he's in charge is a real butt beret.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

butt over brains

1. similar to being "head over heels", but in a more sexual nature.

2. to think or speak of your significant other all the time, with hints at sexual inferences; mainly when done by women.

3. to let physical and/or sexual desires for a person overtake rational thought; to think with the booty instead of the brain.

Stacy: "I really love my boyfriend; he's so cute and funny and strong, he loves me and listens to me-"

Rebecca: "You just butt over brains for this guy aren't you?"

by Joppaberry Cocktail May 26, 2011

anal butt trench

unhygienic butt crack, butt cleavage, totally disgusting ass.

I almost puked when I saw his anal butt trench.

by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011