baby directioner

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.

Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.

by A real fucking person December 17, 2013

kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2015

snazzy baby

Unique; different; you rock yo own style and don't care what anyone thinks BE YOURSELF

"Isreal that fit is snazzy baby"
"Thanks kid"

by Uniquely DIFFERENT February 21, 2015

Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015

Baby Chandler

See "fuck boy"

He is acting like such a baby chandler.

by Anonymous_xxx March 9, 2015

stranger baby

A baby that doesn't look like either parent

"I'm surprised their baby doesn't look like them"
" I know, he looks like a stranger baby"

by Rackle April 6, 2015

lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015