Zomb Shelter

(n.) a safe haven for the living in a land of depraved people that have the wrong idea of how to give head

y'all will be up in the house in your shitty zombie fort and I'll have porn and a lifetime of beer on tap in my zomb shelter

by pleasedammit August 7, 2015

Zombing It Up

The act of someone turning in to a zombie/walker/living dead

Oh shit he is "zombing it up"

by ElectrodeMan October 13, 2015

Zomizon

1) A being with superhero tech like powers that can fix electronics that everyone else thinks is un-fixable.

2) The trustworthy IT guy you hope you know when your hard drive crashes or you get a virus from a porn site.

3) The opposite of a technotard

Fuck!!!!! I lost it all and can't reboot! Did bob hire that zomizon guy?

by bobbywhiff April 14, 2017

Zombie Post

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath

April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."

by txba397 May 25, 2018

Zomkey

It’s a Tibetan Name and stands for :
Zom = You can reach/achieve everything u really want.
Key = happy

So you can achieve everything in life and will be happy.

Zomkey is going to achieve her goals.

by Tenzii99 August 29, 2018

zomppling

the act of going fast while sitting on the window of a moving vehicle and throwing pre-softened apples at public objects.

Zequísha: “I have a bunch of pre-softened apples and daddy’s lambhorgini, but I don’t know what to do with them.”
Jalashaniquatila: “OMG, perfect! We NEED to go zomppling!”

by Real X Æ A-12 June 12, 2020

Zombie-Crat

Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.

Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat

Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.

by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020