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Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself
by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020
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love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.
Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.
by Your one true love November 17, 2020
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Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.
Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.
by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020
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Love yourself day

National love your self day, you love yourself no matter what you always love yourself but today you have to because there are people that don’t but you will you will love yourself TODAY
Someone: I love myself today

Some other person: she never loved herself, huh must be love yourself day
by a.random.stranger.that.loves.u December 12, 2020
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Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.
"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"
by kramer1354 April 26, 2021
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Kill yourself

:D
Kill yourself is mean u want to die

Xavier: hey-
Pocky: Ugh what do u want Xavier
Xavier: i just want to say hey
Pocky: well i hate you i used u and i hope u kill yourself
Xavier: ...
Pocky: ur such a crybaby
Xavier pov: im going to kill Myself...
Pocky: Crybaby HAHAHAHHA
by Xavier innit ^^ October 28, 2021
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Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte

When someone with an erect penis ejaculates too early during intercourse, but the other party/parties has/have not yet climaxed/gekommen.
Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte. I need 10 more minutes.
by Monkey47 October 29, 2021
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