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You're Welcome

n. the unsolicited response, to the thanks which was never given, given upon completion of a wholly one-sided sexual act benefiting only the speaker.

v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to fellate you, free of the unfortunate encumbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and penis.
n.
SomeGuy: (finishes fellatio)
Mortimore Goth: (recipient of fellatio) "You're welcome."

v.
"I 'you're welcomed' a Pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend."
You're Welcome by Mortimore Goth December 21, 2009

you're the man now dog

The state of being in which one is now the dog.

You’re a mean one, Mr Trump 

A CollegeHumor video that parodies the Grinch while making use of the current political climate.
You’re a mean one, Mr Trump since you said Muslims are out of control.

you're fine 

simply understandingly speechlessly knowingly give a hug
after your friend got booed off stage: "come here you stupid hairy dolphin, you luminous earthquake"

"let me soak your brain cells in sugary tomato soup. you're fine"
you're fine by Krkič February 26, 2019

you're short 

DC term to say you're screwed/that's your problem. Like when you are short on money, it's an issue you have to deal with, which is where the term stems from
"Hey son I needa ride and don't got bread for a cab, can u pick me up?"

"Naw son I'm not around ur way and don't got gas like that, so you're short"
you're short by Eminemie November 26, 2013

You're so x

"You're so x" can be used in the sense that "x" represents any word you want it to be. In the same sense that in a mathematical equation, "x" would represent whatever number and you would try to solve it. Here, the "x" represents a word, and well, you're gonna have to rely on a person's tone of voice or whatever to figure out what kind of word they're using.

You could even add more equation-like thingies. x+y²

This is so dorky : Whatever. It lets people think about maths..
Frank flirty: Jane, you're so x ;D
Jane pissed off: Get away from me you freak.

Mary-kate: You're mean. You're such a y²!
You're so x by Nataliee November 7, 2007