wanking with dinosaurs

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.

Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!

by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005

the hell with it

Forget it

Ah, the hell with it!

by kim November 5, 2003

30 years old and still living with your parents

Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.

Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.

by everyonethinksyouareafailure March 9, 2012

stab your brain with your nosebone

Ok ok so its not a word no biggie. If you listen to any hip hop at all you have probably heard this line upwards of 20 times. It comes from the Mobb Deep song "Shook Ones". this line is probably more popular than any other line in hip hop.

"Rock you in ya face stab your brain witch yer nosebone
You all alone in these streets cousin
Every man for dey self in dis lan' we be gunin'
an keep dem shook crew runin...."
-Mobb Deep "Shook Ones"

by Jarrod April 5, 2005

witch hair

on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest

Ew! I just found a witch hair growing under my chin!

by neonRashes September 11, 2020

Enemies With Benefits

Two enemies who are sexually involved with each other, but are not allowed to have feelings involved, as this makes the whole system crash. Enemies by day, sexual enemies by night. They are not allowed to tell anyone either, or go on dates. They do it all indoors and it has to be done by night or in a dark place where they won't be found.

John and Mary hate each other, but they're actually having wild, crazy sex behind closed doors. Its called Enemies With Benefits.

by Anonommyoussssss November 23, 2010

Hot Melvin with a cork

Another word for the kind of diarrhea where the first chunk is poo, then the rest is diarrhea.

"Dude, I had some nasty Taco Bell and had to lay a huge Hot Melvin with a cork in the toilet!"

by Mr. Squiggles May 3, 2005