Will

A hilarious, funny, adorable, dorky guy. he will always cheer you up when you feel sad and he has the prettiest blue eyes in the entire world. hes super dorky but in a good way. he's really smart, but he is very awkward. basically, if you're lucky enough to know a Will you should never ever let him go. marry that man and have his adorable dorky babies.

Person A: I met a Will today.

Person B: Arent Wills great?

Person A: Yeah i want to marry him.

by Shamalama12 December 4, 2012

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Will Smith

One of the best rappers ever! He has done a whole bunch of movies, sold millions of records, and is one of the nicest guys on the planet.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
iRobot
The Pursuit of Happiness
Seven Punds
Hitch

Will Smith is one of the nicest people ever!

by chvilicek6 July 5, 2009

boys will be boys

A phrase that is used to excuse the natural rowdy behavior of young boys like getting dirty, being hyperactive, and playing rough with other boys. However, it has been disgustingly appropriated by misandrist gender ideologues who have perverted by falsely claiming it is used to excuse criminal activity boys and men do including rape, assault, and murder.

The closest thing to a female equivalent would be a girly girl.

I know Markus is covered in mud, but he’s a little boy and boys will be boys.

by spootyhead June 30, 2016

Willam

A slutty drag queen that doesn't think of you at all. She will put on a god damn show and has no reason to Rupologize for any of her stunts. Bye.

William Belli was amazing!
There's no extra I in Willam...

by clayton.mp3 August 27, 2017

Will Double S

Will Double S is the guy who sings love songs, even if they're fictional, he writes and performs them.

Oh, Will Double S? His music got me through a breakup.

Will Double S is such a great musician, his lyrics got me through a rejection.

by Harold990 December 29, 2020

DIRTY WILL

while taking a shit you spread your legs and watch your shit fall into the water and it splashs back up into your rectum.

pooping on tara, running away and having Will eat it

by BRO October 13, 2004