John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

by 969-696 February 16, 2024

lewis lawson

lewis lawson is a great person who is really good at sports football in particular, HE ALSO HAS A HUGE D1.K

LEWIS LAWSON IS A LEGEND

by MAKA PAKA69 January 21, 2022

George Lewis

The generic name for the biggest dickhead on the planet

"Did you hear about that dumbass George Lewis?"
"Yep, he fucked an apricot"

by natalie wood fan August 10, 2022

Lewis

Lewis is a guy with a massive horse slong

He is very handsome and sexy

He also fucks frogs on a daily basis

Lewis is a legend

by Gary tard October 5, 2020

Lewis

Basic white boy.

Did you hear bro. Lewis thinks ketchup is spicy

by The screwdriver May 26, 2022

carl lewis

When slipping out for a crafty cigarette, one may be described as popping out for a 'carl lewis'. ie a quick fag.

Watch the phones for me Nobby, I'm just nipping down the back stairs for a carl lewis.

by Hector Blap October 3, 2015

Lewis

Cute boy who doesnt have a pisskink

You look like lewis

by Notlewisw June 18, 2021