Scottish Whale

Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade

Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.

by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004

KILLER WHALED

To be catfished at the largest level. When someone gives the illusion that they appear like something when in reality they don’t look or act in a particular manner.

Bro was beyond cat fished, that guy got killer whaled. Lol 🤣

by KV STATUZ November 3, 2021

Bit the whale

Died (often suddenly or unexpectedly)

"Poor old Juergen, he was sick for months and just when he seemed to be getting better he bit the whale. I'm going to miss that guy."

by TheUberGruber June 29, 2018

Whale Breach

In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”

“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”

by Stinky Link July 28, 2020

Sperm Whale

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.

Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.

by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017

mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!

My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.

by bonher123 February 25, 2011

Sweet Whale

A mentally deranged, happy yet paranoid man (obesity optional).

Check out the sweet whale feasting on the sushi buffet.

by RichIsRad June 18, 2011