(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, i'd love one... Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet turtle them..."
"Sure, i'd love one... Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet turtle them..."
by Orange Kangaroo October 21, 2011
Get the Wet Turtlemug. An asian sex position that involves shrimp fried rice, duck sauce, and a mink coat. Normally preformed on a water bed.
Hoi Shing and Tiao preformed the "Wet Panda" in the confines of their own bedroom. Those dirty bastards!
by HingTong CHing Chong bong bong October 3, 2011
Get the Wet Pandamug. by nighthawk.tw420 May 6, 2009
Get the Wet cheetomug. Just before ejaculating during sex, the man pulls out a dollar bill (any value), pulls out, and cums all over it, as much as possible --cover that shit-- and then starts to wipe it on their partner's face and other areas if necessary.
Dude, I wet dollar'd Jeff's boyfriend last night.
I got it in! But, she told me to wet dollar her first.
I got it in! But, she told me to wet dollar her first.
by Potato salad May 17, 2014
Get the wet dollarmug. A mexican with no green card, too lazy to get one; therefore swims to the U.S thus becoming a "wet-back".
The Wet-backs pick srawberries, work our fast foods, and sell flowers, oranges, cherries etc. on main streets.
by ivette July 19, 2006
Get the Wet-backmug. A wet willy is to lick/spit on your finger creep up to an unsuspecting person and put your finger in their ear while turning it around
by Tommygee34 December 26, 2005
Get the wet willymug. by HTxLOCAL February 1, 2017
Get the Wet Assmug.