New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023

in a wax

To be angry as hell, furious, etc. So hot under the collar that you could melt wax.

Lila was in a wax yesterday because she caught her new man in bed with her best friend.

by Zozothecat March 6, 2020

MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX

CREDIT TO : JERRY BLAVAT THE GEATOR WITH THE HEATER ...DO THE 81...LEADS OFF WITH CANDY AND THE KISSES ...DOUBLE RECORD ALBUM MADE OF WAX

AND HOTWAX RECORDS ...WESTBOUND NUMBER NINE...FLAMING EMBERS
AND CRAIGSLIST..G00GLE..FACEBOOK FAVORITE...WANT ADS ......WANT ADDS

DRIVE
LIVE TO TELL
HOLD ON
RELEASE ME
RAUNCHY

POSITION...ON THE SPINDLE
TRADER JOES
PUSHIN' TOO HARD ...

TARGET:SEE FOR YOURSELF
MOTOWN MINNIEAPOLIS HAS BLOWN DISNEY

NOW that the GAME is in place the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX has to begin fighting the ELDER ABUSE FRAME and the best way to do it is to understand the SOUND AD DISPLAY needs a new partner which easily you know what that is right away , "as tell me FAG BOY " do you have anything else to "ADD".

Hey do they have corporate SOVERIEGNTY over themselves when the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX is in place inside the I SCUM FACTORY.

Isn't it cool to not have to deal with their BABY WIPES as the price of the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX as do you think the G00GLEPLEX.BUTTH0LE delivers to MENLO PARK or maybe the BUYER comes here to PEDAL their awesome SOAPY BANK ON IT HEY DAY BLUE ORIGIN TOOTH SPEAKERS.

by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Wax the pearlies

to floss one's teeth

I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed

by purpleburglaralarm August 25, 2025

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

A series of trading cards by Wax Eye, They include Chucky Harms, Zomba Crunch and Chainsaw Toast Crunch.

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best.

by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022

Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021