New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023

Wax

Australian Jail Slang term meaning someone you wax with, a partner in crime so to speak, a 5-8. If one of you has got a hustle going you'll always bring the other in. Two people who are in cahoots together

Dont play poker against those two, Amber & Adam always wax together

by Femenem April 16, 2023

MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX

CREDIT TO : JERRY BLAVAT THE GEATOR WITH THE HEATER ...DO THE 81...LEADS OFF WITH CANDY AND THE KISSES ...DOUBLE RECORD ALBUM MADE OF WAX

AND HOTWAX RECORDS ...WESTBOUND NUMBER NINE...FLAMING EMBERS
AND CRAIGSLIST..G00GLE..FACEBOOK FAVORITE...WANT ADS ......WANT ADDS

DRIVE
LIVE TO TELL
HOLD ON
RELEASE ME
RAUNCHY

POSITION...ON THE SPINDLE
TRADER JOES
PUSHIN' TOO HARD ...

TARGET:SEE FOR YOURSELF
MOTOWN MINNIEAPOLIS HAS BLOWN DISNEY

NOW that the GAME is in place the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX has to begin fighting the ELDER ABUSE FRAME and the best way to do it is to understand the SOUND AD DISPLAY needs a new partner which easily you know what that is right away , "as tell me FAG BOY " do you have anything else to "ADD".

Hey do they have corporate SOVERIEGNTY over themselves when the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX is in place inside the I SCUM FACTORY.

Isn't it cool to not have to deal with their BABY WIPES as the price of the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX as do you think the G00GLEPLEX.BUTTH0LE delivers to MENLO PARK or maybe the BUYER comes here to PEDAL their awesome SOAPY BANK ON IT HEY DAY BLUE ORIGIN TOOTH SPEAKERS.

by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Wax the pearlies

to floss one's teeth

I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed

by purpleburglaralarm August 25, 2025

Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 9, 2009

Wax lighting

Wax lighting is a variation of gas lighting but it's done along a long period of time.

"omg Beth's been gas lighting me for years!"

"she's wax lighting you mate"

by Literate Scouser June 2, 2022