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playing the violin

When someone is self harming but wouldn’t like to say so directly
by wtvlovinggnf March 11, 2023
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violent black male card

the card non blacks use in order to defend themselves after provoking a fight with an african american male or pissing off an african american male
marcy played the violent black male card after shorting him his change, and he came back

brad played the violent black male card after stealing his neighbor's shovel from his porch and he came after it
by wHaTzYoNaMe April 24, 2017
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Violist

A person in orchestra who only has one braincell
Orchestra director: HOLD IT

VIOLAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAY QUIETER THE VIOLINS HAVE MELODY
Violists: .... UHHHHHHHH wat
by Yukine-kun January 27, 2020
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Sex and Violence

A great song by BOTDF from their album 'Lets Start a Riot'
Sex and Violence was the third song i ever heard by Blood On The Dance Floor XD
by xXpurplexzebraXbotdfXx November 15, 2011
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violin player

Someone who cuts themselves
" she's a try hard punk who became a violin player"
by HazarNiggar October 3, 2018
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commercial violator

A commercial violator is a person who has a flagrant disregard for the unwritten laws of TV commercials. To elaborate, the general rule is that when you are watching tv with others and a commercial comes on, you are free to tell whatever idiotic story you like, but when the commercial break ends, the story must be completely finished.

A commercial violator tends to have an endless supply of crappy stories about how their day went. This person does not sit down with the group with the intent of watching tv, but rather conveying some sort of story to the group. As the commercial violator begins their story, the keeper of the remote turns down the volume of the tv to be courteous. The situation quickly goes awry as soon as the commercial is over and the end of the story is nowhere in site.

One must avoid watching tv with commercial violators at all cost. However, if you find yourself in posession of the remote and a commercial violator's story is exceeding its alloted time, it is adviseable that you very discreetly turn up the volume on the television set until he/she stops.
person A: Yeah so I was trying to watch mythbusters the other day and my mom was being a total commercial violator. She was telling some crappy story about something funny she saw on C-Span.
person B: God damnit. How was the situation resolved?
person A: It wasn't, she finished her story and I missed half the fucking show. I did not get my Kari Byron dose of the week.
person B: NOT COOL!
by Skeeter McDougal September 28, 2005
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Violin Money

the act of stealing one's violin to sell it to get money to buy some opium.
kid: somebody stole my violin

dad: probably just needed some violin money.
by big Don J March 31, 2009
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