Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019

mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 May 4, 2018

p-units

Abbreviation for parental units, or more simply put, parents.

I'm going shopping with my p-units so I don't have to spend my own money.

by Meli Jet February 28, 2011

Move a unit

In sales speak, moving a unit means that you have received an executed contract or that a buyer has agreed to, paid for and received delivery of said unit.

Jon: Hey Katy, one more sale and you make your goal! Can you move a unit?

Katy: Great news Jon, I moved a unit and made my goal!

by Sales Guru 818 September 29, 2018

Unit 469

A slang term for one who Fucks the establishment. Usually right in their faces.

The supervisor calls him by name, and has no clue!

Look at Unit 469, he knows what he is doing.

Unit 469 copy, over and OUT!

UNIT 469 reporting for duty

by Perilouspenman November 8, 2019

spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.

Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.

by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017