Twitter

The website with an astoundingly good ability to argue and get offended over literally nothing.

Ugh, those bastards on twitter just started doxxing people for thinking water is wet again.

by toxfail March 17, 2022

Twitter

Random mix of stans, toxic people, celebrities and a lot of people who are in nasa and a lot of hashtags and random uh.....furry...18+ drawings?

Person 1: Im going to sign in twitter
Person 2: Dont dude!
Person 1: Why, whats so bad?
Person 2: J-just dont sign in to twitter.
{1 week later}
Person 2: Hey dude whats go-
Person 1: Dont call me dude, my pronouns are L/E3
Person 2: W-w-wait........y-you joined twitter?
Person 1: Yes, i did.
Person 1: I like dream.
Person 2: I cant believe im doing this to you.....
*Gunshot*

by DresOnUrban June 6, 2022

twitter lesbian

You will never come across one outside, because this is the most chronically online kind of internet user in the LGBT community.
Mostly fandom-oriented, twitter lesbians will seethe and seek to make a problem out of every minor "inconvenience" on the interwebs, even if it's just a striped flags or a headcanon from an anime game.

twitter lesbian: "You know that's lesbophobic, right?"
average being: "What's lesbophobic? I used the gay male flag??"

by swyko July 6, 2022

Twitter Argument

The most degenerate form of human interaction

"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"

by The lazy second coming of God August 8, 2022

Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"

by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

twitter community notes

the twitter community notes is open-source feature that allows users to add context to a post generally to correct any misinformation the post is spreading, its basically fact checking.

guy 1: why everytime i see a mainstream news post on twitter i see a

twitter community notes on it?
guy 2 : its a way to call them out for spreading their misinformation and propaganda.
person 1 : oh i see that's very good.

by vortex.killa October 24, 2023

crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.

The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.

by berthablue August 11, 2009