John: I was doing her but then I just stopped when she almost came.
Peter: You are such a twat tease.

Jane: I wanted to have sex with him but he couldn't get it up. He's a twat tease.

by RinuCZ November 3, 2008

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twat on the cob

someone who is being an utter dick
frowned upon by society

You seen that connor jennett?

Yeh, complete twat on the cob

by hazzaThatsLol December 2, 2009

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Twatchers

is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..

" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "

" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*

by to RAW for you August 4, 2011

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twat monkey

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.

Kevin Federline is a twat monkey.

by Elizzle May 19, 2006

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Originally an insult, TWAMP (Typical William & Mary Person) was once used to describe the nerdiest of nerds at William & Mary. However, because the entire student body, is in fact, a friggin nerd, the term has been hijacked by students and now applies to the entire student body. If you've gone to school at W&M, you're a TWAMP. Sorry.

Sam: "Yo I spent 8 hours in Swem last weekend"
Alex: "STFU dude stop bragging about how boring your life is...fuckin TWAMP"
Sam: "Takes one to know one"
Alex: "Yeah but I remember the first TWAMP urban dictionary definition, you do nothing but go to the library every day"
Sam: "TWAMP had an urban dictionary definition before this?"
Alex: "Jesus you're helpless, go drink a beer kid"
Sam: "But I'm 19"
Alex: "Exactly, fuckin TWAMP"

by treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb December 21, 2021

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