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tubescessed

To become obsessed with Youtube. When logging in becomes an hourly habit, and you find yourself sub-for-sub'ing in order to maximize your online popularity. When you actually make another account to upvote all of your video's ratings, or when you constantly check every 2 minutes to see if your comments have been upvoted or downvoted.

Usually tubescessers are former Myspacer's/Facebooker's that are looking for a new outlet to increase their online social status.
Gerald: Hey want to go play catch in the park?
Billy: *sets UToob to homepage* AHA! Now I can increase my productivity on Youtube!
Gerald: Billy, I think you've become tubescessed.
by bananabis46 August 10, 2008
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tubewhore

A step forward in the evolution of the camwhore, a tubewhore is someone who endlessly records videos of themselves trying to be cute, funny, sexy, and/or ridiculous, and posts said videos to YouTube with the hopes of acquiring internet attention.
I'm sick of all my tubewhore friends linking me to their inane, grainy, homemade music videos.
by phasmaphobic September 8, 2008
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soft tube

A condemming put-down. A cooler take on the term soft cock. A more laid back variant on the phrase describing a male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties. Let blatently offensive (cleverer?) than soft cock.
Man, what a soft tube that guy is.
by sgpekanovich May 18, 2006
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you tube vid virg

when you've never made a you tube video before.
hey i just made a you tube video, so im not a you tube vid virg anymore
by karma1468 August 28, 2010
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Tickle Tube

Memories used by a woman for masturbation, fantasies, or sexual enhancement.
Check out that guy, I'm saving him in my Tickle Tube.
by icebyt3 December 21, 2014
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blue veined tube steak

Tina: Gosh Darren, your blue veined tube steak sure looks tasty. Can you put it in my mouth please

Darren: ok
by Mean-as Dude February 10, 2018
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Cum Tube

"I made that bitch suck my cum tube while I gave her the shocker"
by B.Hill September 19, 2007
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