forked tongue

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.

I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.

by Mitchell Eagleman May 16, 2008

vapers tongue

Dreaded; lose of taste; related to heated air at temperatures not normally receptive in the mouth.

Oven temperatures (ex. G PRO VAPORIZER HEAT SETTINGS - variable temp control with a LED indicator – Red = 320° F, Green = 380° F, and Blue = 420° F) burns the taste buds' ability to taste.

VT or VF (VAPERS TONGUE) (VAPERS FATIGUE) ends in resulting in cool air feelings and in sensation on the tongue using the vaporizer immediately. Then afterwards the numbing sensation begins to dwindle your taste in foods and drinks.

I guess I'm getting vapers tongue (VT) cuz I just had a quarter pound cheeseburger from Mickey D's and I couldn't totally taste the greatness! Wtf is happening!?

by No one known September 14, 2016

cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.

Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.

by Bilgerat984 February 28, 2019

tongue trails

trails left on your computer screen when you clean it off with your tongue

I licked off my computer screen and it got rid of some of the gunk but left tongue trails.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018

table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters

Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass

by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014

nibba tongue

When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word

White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba

by Dubiks May 5, 2019

Tongue Box

Another word for “Mouth”

You better stop talking shit before I punch you in the tongue box!

by RockitMan July 28, 2019