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forked tongue

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.
I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.
by Mitchell Eagleman May 16, 2008
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tongue wrestlin

intense arguing not followed by escalation.
Shawty just wanted to yell back and forth. I told her i wasn't about all that tongue wrestlin.
by swatschick October 18, 2010
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tongue-and-groover

lesbian

one who likes to put his/her tongue in a woman's vagina, a.k.a. groove
Tongue-and-groovers can now get married in Iowa.
by jumpster April 27, 2009
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table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters
Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass
by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014
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Tongue Box

You better stop talking shit before I punch you in the tongue box!
by RockitMan July 28, 2019
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nibba tongue

When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word
White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba
by Dubiks May 5, 2019
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mr.big-tongue

When ur father in law that u hate, likes to stick out his tongue a lot and he’s a pervert.
Me:”May,I’m with Mr.Big-tongue!!! Send help!!!”

May:”That must suck bootyhole....”
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