Kremit da toad

Like Kermit the but is toad

I had butt sex with kremit da toad

by Die_slowly666 July 30, 2018

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

not today brah

expression used in refusal or denial

After blocking a spike in volleyball, I exclaimed, "Not today brah!"

by VBKev May 9, 2010

much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

cane toad

the act of humping someone

I totally saw you cane toading that girl last night

by Sveiven November 13, 2006

Toddy

To be extremely sorry. Usually accompanied by cupping your ear with one hand.

"OMG I just ran those kids off the road who were just trying to go to Numbers for the first time and who are extremely afraid of their Pentecostal parents! I Toddy!"

by Lance Barnes April 18, 2006

toadflax

hard boiled egg microvaved with butter and mashed to make a delicios food.

My brother ben who invented toadflax mashed the eggs in the bowl for food substance with butter

by rexuitred October 24, 2006