net-titties

When you go on netflix in search of porn.

Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?

Son: What?

Mom: Its on the netflix video history!

Son: shit! Why did i net-titties

by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011

Titty Smacked

The term for post strip club depression, A.K.A. The serotonin dump that occurs after sometimes leaving the strip club.

Man I hate strip clubs, I feel titty smacked

She's got me titty smacked

by Redboy Relish May 10, 2023

Raspberry Titties

Getting any kind of poison (ivy, oak, sumac, etc.) on ones nipple.

I went on a walk in the woods and got "Raspberry Titties" from poison ivy.

by Sabooboo June 26, 2009

Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

Milkin the Titties

the action of one performing the act of milking ones nipples in a public area. This can also be performed on the male genitalia.

jay: sorry erin, i was busy milkin the titties.
erin: i have nipples jay, could you milk me?

by jerin hollins August 26, 2009

infinity titties

when a girl snapchats a guy a picture of her tits and leave the timer on infinity so he can bust one

Yo alexa and gianna were sending me those infinity titties last night. I busted a real good nut. can’t wait for tonight.

by shootyourshot2017 December 9, 2017

Tittie Rape

1. When a man's penis is inserted forcibly between the breasts of a woman and is thrusted repeatedly.

2. An act of rape performed solely on the breasts.

"Tittie rape is a serious concern in this 'modern' 'society'."

Man: "Yo, Rachael, you were totally tittie fucked!"
Rachael: "Nuh uh man. I wasn't even aware. It was totally tittie rape"

by Genteel_Wolfman July 19, 2013