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Thong

1.) A woman's undergarments.

2.) A typo of 'thing'
Ex. 1
GF: I'm wearing that thing you like baby ;)

Ex. 2
Person A: That thing looks cool
Person B: Thong??
Person A: THING!!! THING!!!
Person B: HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GOING ONLINE
by BadassMikasa September 3, 2016
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Thong

A shoe lace that chafes your butt in seconds flat! Usually only used on special occasions! 😉
Man my thong is all the ways up my butt
by $&@##.234 October 3, 2017
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Thone

thone. Adjective (comparative thoner or more thone superlative thonest or most thone, Thone as fuck)
Synonyms: wet, dampness, flauson, flawless, drip, fly , cool, hard, dope, flex, swag, glee.
that watch my friend bought looks thone as fuck.
by the thonest September 23, 2018
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Chip thong

Item used by exotic dancers, more of an accessory than clothing. Barely covers the vulva, and nothing else. Available in many styles, colors and shapes. Usually includes clear string sides, to give the appearance of nudity.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper's wearing a chip thong!
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'
by N@than December 30, 2005
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Armrest Thong

A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination
Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.

Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.
by studio5insomniac October 22, 2010
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A bad game of breaking thrones

when you binge watch Game of thrones and breaking bad alternatively
Lets do a bad game of breaking thrones this weekend!
by naga flow November 13, 2018
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beer thong

A variation on an ice luge substituting a person's asscrack for the block of ice. The act requires two people to complete successfully. Typically the first participant will position their mouth at the base of the asscrack of the second participant. Then beer will be poured down the asscrack into the mouth of the first participant.

In its original conception the act was strictly homosexual in that both participants were to be male. Often times a reacharound was added to increase the homosexuality of it. In theory it is not limited to male participation only.
George much prefers to do beer thongs with reacharounds instead of beer bongs.
by Vladiator October 17, 2008
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