I don't think im ready for a realtionship

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply

Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk

by Mr.Edmentia April 15, 2022

Next Level Thinking

The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.

By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022

The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.

Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"

by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023

I will think about it

A mums way to say no

I will think about it aka not going to happen

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

look like a girl but i think like a guy

NOT LADY-LIKE TO BEHAVE LIKE A SLIME EASY TO BE SLEAZY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FILTHY MIND

- Marina Diamandis.

one of the best songs by marina!!

hey, i look like a girl but i think like a guy, is this normal?

istg it will take me a lot to submit this shit

by dumbitcharlie May 4, 2023

Thingymebob

A word that has no aparent reason for its excistance but is used in every day life in times of great need when no other word comes to mind at the time.

Because this word has come to your mind and you say it, it no longer becomes random, but becomes a meaning for the spasific thing you are trying to say therfore giving it a meaning and a reason for excistance. That is untill you rember the oringinal thing and we are back to the begining

Tim "ita a, a ... you know ... a thingymebob"
Sprakers "oh one of em thingymebobs ... ok"
Tim "yer a spanner"

by Tim Weekes August 31, 2007

thingy-mi-jigidy

something you say when you can't remember the actual word

pass the thingy-mi-jigidy fuckface!

by easy cure March 29, 2005