screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

Screwed

Troy

Troy is screwed

by Gary Mutinus June 24, 2018

Booger screw

A a self-made tool by taking a napkin and twisting the corner of it to shape it into a screw like auger which is then inserted into the nostril and screwed deep into the nasal passage in the hopes of extracting a large juicy booger or a huge dried Maple leaf.

I made a booger screw the other day and got this huge booger out of my head

by Kingbuku January 24, 2020

screw bando

A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.

Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.

It’s always good business with Screw Bando.

by VouchForTx March 14, 2019